Welcome I Guess by Eric Sparks

Skittles sans needles,
beetles and peanut brittle,
fiddles and small people,
seagulls and riddles,
ritalin and the philadelphia eagles,
egos for kiddos.
nike mids, and high tops,
oh boy am I high pops,
too much though, so I stopped.

Sweatshirts with hoods,
goods for dessert,
alert in the woods,
should we hide in the dirt,
flirt with robin hood, and
we withstood, when it was time to desert.
nike mids, and high tops,
oh boy am I high pops,
too much though, so I stopped.

En route to success,
blessed but in doubt,
leave out from the nest,
best in the drought,
ouch, is this really, only a test,
messed up on the couch.
nike mids, and high tops,
oh boy am I high pops,
too much though, so I stopped.